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The Death Of Pikachu
Page 1 - Fixing the world, one Pikachu at a time
Society is plagued with many horrible life changing and destructive things. As humans on
this planet we're faced with things like homelessness, nuclear missiles, murder, rape,
terrorism, and Pokémon. Unlike other web sites, we not only recognize the problems
but we try and fix them as well. Today, I'm going to show you how we made the world just
a little better.
The Xtreme Tek labs became burdened recently with the hated "Pikachu." The
accused was sentenced to death without trial. Why? What else are we going to do with
something that's in the same classification as rape, homicide, and terrorism?
The Accused |
Tools of Death |
We took the victim to what we thought was desolate place and proceeded to prep him for
his imminent undoing. However, just as we were done prepping the accused for execution, we
were encountered by some possible "interference." We then fled the scene and
relocated to a completely secluded area.
Pokémon Food |
Yes, The Whole Can Please |
During the move to the secluded area, the saturated Pikachu's explosives fell off. So,
we tried to replace them but they wouldn't re stick because of the very wet state. So to
accommodate for the lost power, I used the entire can of lighter fluid.
Ready To Burn |
Well, as you can see Pikachu is ready to meet his maker(s) and make a little trip to
Pokémon heaven.
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