I'll let you decide how funny this is cuz it happens to me at least twice a week...
LUser-"I can't log on"
Me-(sigh)"Is your caps-lock on?"
Me-"what's your password? Are you spelling it right?"
LUser-"its pacific, of course I'm spelling it right! I log in a jillion times a day..."
Me-"What's it say in the top box?"
Me-(sob)"Well, I'll give you a hint:the administrator's password isn't pacific..."
LUser-"Well what is it?"
Me-(Oh Lord, save me, it's only Monday!)"I'm NOT telling you the admin password...highlight 'administrator' and type in YOUR username."
LUser-"What's my username?"
Me-(bangs head on monitor)"You don't know your own first name?"
LUser-"oh...can't you just come over here and help me?"
Me-(primal scream)"Don't make me walk halfway across the plant just to log you in! Who's sitting next to you?"
LUser-(names another Dumbass LUser)
Me-"Have (named Dumbass LUser) help you.
LUser- "Ok, Thanks!"